in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
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Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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