ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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