Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
this just has baby written all over it
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
