S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I have post one night stand depression
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