i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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