I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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