I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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