Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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