I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize