A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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