Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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