that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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