Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
I'm bleeding and have questions
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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