HIV tests are more positive than that guy
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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