SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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