k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
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we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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