just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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