I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
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We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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