If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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