Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Randomize
