I saw his package. It spoke to me.
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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