So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I wish they made helmets for livers.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
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votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
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