How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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