At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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