wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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