I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
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So many bounce houses so little time
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
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I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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