you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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