you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
lol hangovers are for mortals.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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