I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
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I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
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You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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