today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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