wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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