Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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