I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
As shirtless as possible
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May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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