I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Randomize
