I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
His nipple licking is glorious
Randomize
