Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
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I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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