Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
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We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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