just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
So much Jack, so little girl.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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