Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
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yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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