i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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