i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
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