So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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