hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
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You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
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I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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