so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
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And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
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