do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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