..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Randomize
