you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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