it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
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On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
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Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
When are your genitals available?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
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Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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