And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Do you have any cake mix? I kind of need to make a "im sorry i drank all your parents tequila, threw up all over your floor and slept with you boyfriend" cake.
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
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