That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
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That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Come share oat with me in your robe
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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