he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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