he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
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I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
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Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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