you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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