discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
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I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
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I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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