Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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